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On Sex With Hookers and the Context of Real and Gaming Life

December 16, 2010

I’m in a lot of pain right now due to my wrist hurting, but I really wanted to write this post, so I’m just going to endure the pain for the next thirty or so minutes while I type. Apologies if the message gets kind of jumbled up during the moments when I stop typing.]

Yesterday afternoon, I had sex with a hooker.

I will not tell you if this is a gaming reference or a real one, but obviously one is preferable to the other given the proper context. Suffice it to say, each of your individual contexts might differ depending on your mindset, strength of will, gender, and feelings towards the issue of paying for sex.

You might feel elation at having paid for sex. Or guilt. Or despair. When you’re playing games, such an act has few repercussions, except perhaps in the manner in which your character develops in an RPG. When you’re in the real-world, however, the feeling you had when experimenting during a game may have magnified itself because you’re actually there, and you feel every bit of it.

Translate this into other actions, such as shooting a gun, stabbing someone, or stealing. When it is done in the real world, there is a distinct change in the air, as if somehow, the quantum mechanics surrounding the realm of human emotion had changed. Every act we do is inextricably connected to other people, and this may change the lives of others in a distinct, yet unknowable way.

In games, on the other hand, the damage to the fabric of reality is mitigated by the way programmers have decided to deal with your action. You can escape from cops by running to a safe house, which automagically (YES AUTOMAGICALLY)  lessens your wanted rating. You can alter one person’s life, but that person knows no one else but you and therefore directly influences no one else regarding the evil you’ve committed. Hell, you can die, lose your belongings, and just come back as if nothing happened.

The one thing that redeems the nature of doing stupid things in the real world, however, is that you can find ways to redeem yourself for the stupid things you’ve done, but only by working hard at changing your life for the better.  In games, the ability to turn your karmic “reality” into a quantifiable number that can be altered is far too simple, and no amount of programming knowledge will ever quite get it right.

So yes, you can have sex with a hooker in either the gaming or real world, but if you really want to change from being a lonely sex-starved individual with a twisted, addled conscience, the real work begins after you’ve screwed up if you did it for real.


You can choose not to do stupid things in the real world or gaming world to begin with, and work with a decided difficulty adjustment to your life. Think of it as the Hell Mode of living on Earth.

8 Comments leave one →
  1. pitrelli permalink
    December 16, 2010 17:17

    vic you ol dog!

    A hooker and a sore wrist…… It’ll fall off if you dont give it a break

    • December 16, 2010 20:21

      You know, just about any response I can think of to your comment just makes the situation worse, so bleh. 😛

  2. pitrelli permalink
    December 16, 2010 23:39

    he he result !

  3. xXJayeDuBXx permalink
    December 17, 2010 01:10

    Dude, you totally scored! So, did you give her a good spanking?

    • December 17, 2010 08:10

      I should probably reword all my statements from hereon out to say, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”

  4. December 17, 2010 12:08

    Man, this is a post I wish I wrote. You beat me to it… Wait is that why your wrist hurts. You are on top of thing. Well, at least you were on top for awhile

  5. December 17, 2010 23:34

    Nice one Vic.

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