A Strongly Worded Op-Ed Piece That Will Generate Tons of Traffic and Comments
They say it’s delicious, but the Indian and Thai ones are just creepy as heck. One looks like poo, and the other looks like green poo.
BUT PEOPLE PAY TO EAT THEM!
Does eating Indian Curry make you a connoisseur of curry? Does Thai Curry make you a master of the spices? Of course not!
It is my opinion that Japanese curry is the best curry out there, because it mixes sweetness with spiciness into all important flavors that go well with just about everything! I’ve eaten it with soup, I’ve put it on omelette rice, on hamburgers, on naked women… hell, ON NAKED MEN! ALWAYS FREAKING DELICIOUS.
Be a man, eat Japanese curry.
That is all.
Don’t dream it, be it.
Tim Curry, the second-best curry in the world
Alright. Back to serious mode.
Please note: What brought this one was a short Twitter conversation about how incendiary topics have a tendency to get more attention than diplomatically worded write-ups. While this isn’t exactly a serious attempt at starting a flame war, it has generated more comments and seen more page views than both of the below MineCraft articles combined, which I find rather odd.