Seven Reasons Why the Sarnak Rock
I was debating with myself whether to show my true colors, and then I thought, “What the hell. You only live once.” Today, I’m going to go out and show some racial pride!
You see, I think Sarnak rock. Hopefully, the explanation below will show you why I think Sarnak are awesome.
1. They’re dragons. None of that Iksar “Oh, I look like a lizard but am actually draconic” business. They look like straight up dragons. Who eat Aviaks for breakfast, with a side of fava beans and a nice chianti.
2. Sarnak have carpentry skills, and we all know Carpentry is the best tradeskill out there.
3. Sarnak have the best starting area out there. None of that overly icy stuff.
4. Hastened Gathering!
5. They’re honorable warriors who don’t want to extinguish other races just to prove their superiority. They just want to beat your butt down and make sure you know who beat you.
6. Two Words: Peter Sarnak.
7. Sarnak is one letter away from the band Karnak, and we all know Karnak has one of the most awesome songs ever created, “Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai Ai.”